February 2012
84 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
mylifeisimportantlikewoah:
bobies:
sometimes i forget im not lying anymore when i click “yes i am over 18”
^^
becoming a serial killer just seems like the answer to everything
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mrsedwardnorton:
my sister came into my room without knocking, sat on my bed for ten minutes and was telling me about something on ebay she was buying
all the while my vibrator was inside of me
still on
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For anyone else confused about epilepsy warnings:
fussybabybitch: tagging a post means you can tumblr savior it
me: ah okay. what is Tumblr Savior?
fussybabybitch: http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/30860
fussybabybitch: it was originally programmed for like
fussybabybitch: when something is posted too much and you don't wanna deal with seeing posts about it anymore
fussybabybitch: so it hides it as either a "Click here" or I have it set to just remove it entirely
fussybabybitch: feminist tumblr users started promoting it as a way to block triggering stuff
whatwouldbriando:
Remember when Adam Lambert kissed a guy on stage and was blacklisted from ABC?
Remember when Janet Jackson had a nip slip on stage and was banned from the Grammys?
Remember when Chris Brown sent his girlfriend to the hospital and won a Grammy?
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that one blog that annoys you so much and you don’t understand why they’ve got so many followers omg
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joshishollywood:
My dad and I like to take single cheerios and pretend we’re giants eating donuts
Watchtomahok:
life as a perfect goddess
clavid:
so i had to claim my lost keys at walmart’s customer service desk
“describe them to me,” says the doubtful black woman behind the desk.
“well there’s a keychain that says.. uh… cougar in training..”
“are these seriously your keys,” the woman asks me, a white 18 year old boy.
“yes. i’m sorry.”
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trigger warning: parental abuse
spectroscopes:
deadasdisco:
Get on facebook: Everyone is praising that father who shot his daughter’s laptop.
I’m probably going to get shit from people but I posted: This video about the father shooting the daughter’s laptop makes me incredibly uncomfortable, but not nearly as uncomfortable as the number of people missing the fact that it’s abusive. “Hey I have a gun and will use it to...
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Nice Man, "Nice Guy."
Nice Man - makes dinner because he’s an adult and the adults in the household do chores because food is necessary for not dying.
“Nice Guy” - makes dinner because he wants you to fuck him.
Nice Man - puts you in bed after you’ve had too much to drink because people who care about one another behave in compassionate ways. Plus maybe the next day he can make fun of you a little.
“Nice Guy” -...
marththebland:
i can’t believe people have started saying gr10
the joke was that gr8 means great so gr9 means greater than great
and then people decided that wasn’t enough and started saying gr10
you know there’s no fucking limit here right? if gr10 catches on then people are going to think it’s funny to say gr11
then once that gets a foothold oh hey look it’s the new funny joke thing to...
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On an ethical lifestyle and organ donation.
femmedykeslut:
fracturedrefuge:
hate-wizard:
I’m an organ donor. I also am somewhere in between vegan and vegetarian. I see a contradiction in this.
This means that if I die, any of my usable organs will be harvested and transplanted into another human being, if possible. However, the odds of any of the recipients being vegan or vegetarian is very small. Somewhere around 2% of the Western...
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