nortonism: Archive

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Jan 1st

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benny4lava: tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs: getting a handjob instead of a blowjob is like getting a like instead of a reblog or reading this post instead of a better post

Jan 1st

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gribias: sender-unknown: OMO!!! o_O

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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How teens and adults text

hoyitsjcbayan: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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thefilmjunkie: Things I have accomplished this year:

Dec 30th

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trohmen: i try not to say omg after everything but omg

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Josh: This is my worst birthday ever!
Drake: Because you ran over Oprah?
Josh: No, because it's a little humid... YES BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH

Dec 29th

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“[TRIGGER WARNING: Rape] Fat women are treated as utterly undesirable in our...”

– Jaclyn Friedman, What You Really Really Want: The Smart Girl’s Shame-Free Guide to Sex and Safety (via khaleesi)

Dec 29th

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#do you guys have the one person who follows you and who you follow #but you’re not sure why they follow you because they’re such a quality blog and you’re NOT #and you never talk or anything #but sometimes they’ll like one of your posts and you’re like I HAVE PLEASED HER/HIM

Dec 29th

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“I hate how the phrase ‘have some self respect’ is used to shame women who are...”

– Unknown (via grrrlstudies)

Dec 29th

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a-top: korea-sarang: a-top replied to your post: How the hell do K-Pop RP-ers find so many weird GIFs of their idols? There’s a whole blog of TOP gifs lol ok ok. LOL anyone can find weird GIFs of TOP. because…he’s TOP. Here’s the blog I was telling you about /wink THAT GIF OMG

Dec 28th

Reasons Why G-Dragon is cooler than you

boohyunanon: hottimeskpop: Not only can he moonwalk like a boss, He can do it at your favorite theme park, On the great wall of China At Buckingham Palace In your favorite movies, While defying the laws of science, This boy even has swagger on the moon.

Dec 28th

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